The team obsessed with its own umbrage won't back down. The team always preoccupied with informing the world of the many imaginary, media-fueled transgressions against them won't ever change.
Plunk Puig because he dissed a legend, even though it didn't really happen. Plunk Kershaw because he's... good? Plunk Justin Turner because some guy we've never heard of hit Mark Trumbo with an off-speed pitch in the first inning of a game played in March.
|From 2013, the great year of the umbrage.|
Damn the warnings, to hell with the ejections, full plunking ahead!