An Ode to a Puking Announcer

Duane Kuiper is thy name.
Don't press mute,
listen to a Giants game
called with puke!
Duane is the star,

yelling above all!
From deep in his gut,
he raises the bar
with every call,
screaming as if cut!
You can be Duane too,
a fun little mock!
It's easy to do,
give it a shot!
Go with a phrase so dear.
Just open your mouth,
stick your finger in
and say "it is outta here!"
You'll feel it down south,
a Giant rumbling.
That might spoil it
but to sound like Duane
you should be near a toilet
to call a Giants game!